Cult of the Fiver | April 2014

Spelunky

Untold riches await those brave enough to venture into the unfathomably deep dungeons in Spelunky. However, along with those riches are devious traps and murderous inhabitants looking for a quick snack. Spelunky is a punishing roguelike dungeon crawler with 2-D platformer sensibilities.

Spelunky is worth your $5 because... it's difficult and frustrating, and you'll hate it, but it still feels fair and fresh at the same time. Every mistake you make punishes you swiftly and severely, but it's almost always clear that you could have avoided it had you been more careful or more efficient in your movements. Every game is a bit different, owing to the random nature of the levels and the power ups, which means you will be mashing the "retry" button as fast as you can once you're dead.

But don't pay full price for, since...it's still difficult and frustrating, despite the fun factor. If you're really into being punished at every turn for your minor mistakes, you might get a lot of replay out of it. However, if you're easily frustrated chances are you're going to give up quickly.

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Sid Meier's Pirates!

Yarr! Rule the Caribbean Sea during the golden age of piracy with this remake of the 1993 remake (Pirates! Gold) of the 1987 Sid Meier classic. Command a pirate crew, search for buried treasure, and unravel the secrets of the New World as you plunder, plunder, plunder!

Sid Meier's Pirates! is worth your $5 because... it's a relatively modern remake of one of the classic Microprose strategy titles. There's a bunch of different pieces of the game to manage, and they're all tied together in a neat little package full of strategic possibilities.

But don't pay full price for Sid Meier's Pirates!, since... it's only "relatively" modern at this point. The most recent remake is 10 years old, so it's rough around the edges and might require some work to get it to play on modern computers. Some of the mini-games aren't that much fun, or are just confusing and frustrating.

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Super Sanctum TD

The Sanctum series games are hybrid of first person shooter and tower defense elements. Super Sanctum TD, however, is straight up old-school tower defense, presented from a classic isometric 2.5D viewpoint. Everything is retro, including the graphics and soundtrack. Aliens are coming for your core, and you've got to create a path lined with defenses to stop them.

Super Sanctum TD is worth your $5 because... it's a retro-styled but decidedly modern tower defense game. There's a lot of towers to build and abilities to unlock. There are many levels, each with interesting challenges and a boatload of replay value.

But don't pay full price for Super Sanctum TD, since... it's still a tower defense game, which you might have burned out on by this point. Perhaps it's just me, but the difficulty curve seemed to ramp up pretty fast after the first few levels. Also, it's only $4 normally, so paying more than $5 means you got ripped off!

The $5 Deal: Amazon w/Steam DRM | Steam

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Saints Row 4 Season Pass

Following up on Saints Row 4, Volition released two expansion pack DLCs. The first is Enter the Dominatrix, a S&M themed set of missions presented as a DVD-style "deleted scene" reel. Following that is a very special Christmas episode called "How the Saints Saved Christmas."

Saints Row 4 Season Pass is worth your $5 because... it's more Saints Row 4. Honestly, that's all it really needed to be for me. The writing is still funny, the weapons are still absurd, the game is still just damn fun to play. The deleted scenes presentation for Enter the Dominatrix is hilarious and just works well.

But don't pay full price for Saints Row 4 Season Pass, since... like the Saints Row 3 DLC before it, there's just not a lot of meat on these bones. Dominatrix introduces some new weapons that all feel unnecessary. How the Saints Saved Christmas didn't really appeal to me that much, as I (like the Boss) am not a Christmas fan. The Christmas-themed Genki missions are a total chore. I managed to get 100% of the achievements on both DLCs within about 3 hours spent on each.

The $5 Deal: Amazon w/Steam DRM | Steam | Humble

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